PDA

View Full Version : Dreamjobs and Moneyflops


Angie_Magpie
21st August 2007, 02:32
Unde lucrezi, sau la ce profil оnveţi, la care lucru ai visa şi care lucru consideri tвmpit.
In Short: Vote for the Best and Worst Jobs IMAGINABLE.
And don`t forget to mention yours.

BlackCross
21st August 2007, 02:38
So,
unde lucrez: Compania Travel Teach Group, care se ocupă cu Work and Travel USA, оnvăţătură şi internship peste hotare оn Europe şi US, programe de vize H2B оn US şi cursuri de limbă engleză.
unde оnvăţ: ASEM (yeah, it actually does suck hairy ballz, whatsoever you are being said from the positive standpoint is a dirty bullshit lie) specialitatea finanţe şi bвnci
aş visa: DICTATOR OF THE WORLD! *coughs* defapt - game designer, concept art artist, gaming industry marketing manager
lucru tвmpit: nu ştiu, cred că comercianţi care cumpără lucruri dintr-un capăt a oraşului şi оl vвnd оn altul cu 200%

REDDEVIL
21st August 2007, 03:32
lucru tвmpit: nu ştiu, cred că comercianţi care cumpără lucruri dintr-un capăt a oraşului şi оl vвnd оn altul cu 200%

may pe scurt: Lucru creat pentru Tanpitzi :clever:

CyberManiac
22nd August 2007, 23:01
lucru tвmpit: nu ştiu, cred că comercianţi care cumpără lucruri dintr-un capăt a oraşului şi оl vвnd оn altul cu 200%

нормальная работа. Если это называется глупостью по-твоему, то не знаю что уже сказать о бирже где так зарабатывают миллионы.

По мне абсолютно тупая и конченая работа -это телохранители. Рисковать своей жизнью ради чьей-то зажравшейся жопы как минимум тупо.
На втором месте всякая прислуга.
На третем наверно обслуживание канализаций и сточных систем. Копаться в чужом говне много счастья...

Kuroda
22nd August 2007, 23:45
На третем наверно обслуживание канализаций и сточных систем. Копаться в чужом говне много счастья...

Pe timpul Romei Antice, imperatorul X a dispus sa se construiasca viceuri publice.
Folosirea-contra plata. Intr-una din zile fiul ii spune tatalui [imperatorul X], ca banii care "se scurg" de la WC, nu sunt curatzi shi rushinoshi. Auzind aceste afirmatzii tatal ii arunca o punga cu galbeni, shi il intreaba.
-Oare miroase a rahat banii aceshtia? Oare este rushinos ceva care este natural???

De atunci a aparut renumitul proverb: Banii nu miroase

P.S tot pe timpurile aceleea in Pompei inflorea afacerea cu curatzatorii shi spalatorii!!!. Detergentul nu era nimic altul decat urina. Se spune ca curatzea foarte bine!!!!

CyberManiac
23rd August 2007, 00:56
Kudora деньги может и не пахнут, но вот от работа есть нормальная, а есть работа - полное дерьмо.

SOCOL
23rd August 2007, 01:52
Work: Energbank - filiala Riscani. As accountant. (4 summer) Kinda nice wellprofitable job. oh , and we have there a fuckin' air conditioner - no damn heat should get me there^^
Another one - vise-director of dealer network Faberlic. (optional)
Brainfucking: IMI-Nova - Holland international institute of management. yeah, we smoke weed alright! plenty of it! :smoke:
Oh, and my specialty - banks and finances.

Истинно-социопатическо-закомлексованное существо XD
_____________

worst job - to be a priest. I could have been one, it has awful quantity of benefits, but sure it's booring all day long to hear all these fskin' meaningless preys.

Charlie
23rd August 2007, 05:01
Working: Freelancer
Speciality: PR & Jurnalism; Video Production [unfort. optional :sigh: ]
worst job: :one: vinzator in un butic or sth along these lines ... a sure way to downfall and stupidity ...

Haniball
23rd August 2007, 22:11
#Charlie u think they are stupid... ? if u have a bad job it doesen'y mean u r stupid ... First the rich ppl sold newspaper on the streets. To be very rich u should work very very hard !!!

Worst job : ... well i guess .. i dont know .... but i guess i dont want to be a teacher)

#SOCOL ... u are not right about prays ....

SOCOL
24th August 2007, 01:21
#Charlie u think they are stupid... ? if u have a bad job it doesen'y mean u r stupid ... First the rich ppl sold newspaper on the streets. To be very rich u should work very very hard !!!

Worst job : ... well i guess .. i dont know .... but i guess i dont want to be a teacher)

#SOCOL ... u are not right about prays ....

yeah, of course. We are God's unwanted children! So be it!

BlackCross
24th August 2007, 02:53
To be very rich u should work very very hard
Незачет... :cool: You have to be very very smart.

SOCOL
24th August 2007, 03:15
Незачет... :cool: You have to be very very smart.

опять низачет. Нужно уметь крутиться и иметь хорошие связи :cool: Смарты со степенью доктора наук нынче на базарах помидорами торгуют.

Qwerty
24th August 2007, 12:53
опять низачет. Нужно уметь крутиться и иметь хорошие связи :cool: Смарты со степенью доктора наук нынче на базарах помидорами торгуют.

И опят же низачет:cool: .Что-б быть реально богатым нузна быть оооочень удачливым и что-б было желание рисковат...

BlackCross
24th August 2007, 12:56
Defapt daca ai grad stiintific asta nu inseamna nimic, eu aveam in vedere "smart" ca abil de a face banii de la 0.

REDDEVIL
24th August 2007, 15:15
Ca sa fii bogat in cel mai rapid mod este sa te ajute taticu :whisper: sau sa te nashti Paris Hilton :lol: iar cel mai cinstit mod e sa de descurci cu propriile fortze... asta ar insemna sa ai capacitatzi shi sa shtii cum sa administrezi banii...

Haniball
24th August 2007, 21:39
yeah, of course. We are God's unwanted children! So be it!

we are his creatures not children ... GOD can not have children sons or wives ...

Mikey
24th August 2007, 23:23
we are his creatures not children ... GOD can not have children sons or wives ...


Yes , Priest of god.Amen

REDDEVIL
25th August 2007, 00:49
we are his creatures not children ... GOD can not have children sons or wives ...
+1 Atashi suki kami :)
Yes , Priest of god.Amen

:o) :blond:

Qwerty
25th August 2007, 03:25
we are his creatures not children ... GOD can not have children sons or wives ...

Then why in all bible is written that Jesus is son of god?!

REDDEVIL
25th August 2007, 03:34
Then why in all bible is written that Jesus is son of god?!

Yes is true we are all children of god. There is no need to proof that just take it logicaly: a human gives birth to another one, then that human is his child, so God creates human = humans are his children
Note: the difference between humans and God is a special one, that is His will 2 test us. (if you are an atheist please don't argue with me: I don't believe in apes! :dunno:)

BlackCross
25th August 2007, 03:40
God isn't human, "it" can't have children. :blond:

REDDEVIL
25th August 2007, 04:31
God isn't human, "it" can't have children. :blond:

have you read the bible? :o)

Haniball
25th August 2007, 14:25
Yes is true we are all children of god. There is no need to proof that just take it logicaly: a human gives birth to another one, then that human is his child, so God creates human = humans are his children
Note: the difference between humans and God is a special one, that is His will 2 test us. (if you are an atheist please don't argue with me: I don't believe in apes! :dunno:)

Yes it is written so .. but think .... how does human get children ..a ? so ... we are his creatures not children .... But its a not big deal , anyway we should beleave in GOD .

REDDEVIL
25th August 2007, 16:22
Yes it is written so .. but think .... how does human get children ..a ? so ... we are his creatures not children .... But its a not big deal , anyway we should beleave in GOD .

Do you think for Him there are the same rules as for us(ok there might be few)? Remember He creates the rules He is GOD! the created us and called us his children and we inherited some power like - immortality (life after death) and the power 2 create (well is not that big as he has it - to create something gust saying it but is almost the same thing). You're right - believe!

SOCOL
25th August 2007, 17:08
лол, какая милая парочка с промытыми москами :moe:

REDDEVIL
25th August 2007, 18:31
лол, какая милая парочка с промытыми москами :moe:

Dude I really don't care what you think about Bible or God :dunno:(this is right - God gave us the power of free will: If you want you belive if you don't want that's not a problem, but the result of your attitude is diferent in this 2 cases: you choose your own path that brings 2 diferent consequences. I really hope you won't regret it... ) if u like to think you are a monkey that's your problem :dunno: U can continue 2 talk shit :)

SOCOL
25th August 2007, 19:06
какой-то ты неправильный верующий. Разве библия не учит толерантости по отношению к любым мнениям и вероисповяданиям? Это еще раз доказывает твою промывку. Плюс о теории Ч.Дарвина не было и речи.

oh, and now U can continue 2 talk shit :)

REDDEVIL
25th August 2007, 19:29
какой-то ты неправильный верующий. Разве библия не учит толерантости по отношению к любым мнениям и вероисповяданиям? Это еще раз доказывает твою промывку. Плюс о теории Ч.Дарвина не было и речи.

oh, and now

Corect nu sunt eu un credincios model, ideie era ca nu trebuie de negat existentza lui Dumnezeu shi cum am mai spus: tu ai crezul tau shi eu pe al meu - unul solid de nemishcat shi ce am dorit sa spun e ca tu ai libertatea data de Dumnezeu sa alegi shi tu suportzi consecintzele. Sant 2 teorii principale cu privite la geneza omului pe care majoritatea oamenilor se axeaza: cea creatzionista shi cea darvinista, asta era ideea pe care m-am axat cand am vb despre maimutze.
Ps/ brain.exe Rulles! :clever:

Charlie
25th August 2007, 20:18
#Charlie u think they are stupid... ? if u have a bad job it doesen'y mean u r stupid ... First the rich ppl sold newspaper on the streets. To be very rich u should work very very hard !!!

Worst job : ... well i guess .. i dont know .... but i guess i dont want to be a teacher)

#SOCOL ... u are not right about prays ....

Yeah, sure, right. I'm not including people who work their asses off just to send their children to school or sth. Eventually, those who hate the world and think about how much of greate person he is making additional 5$.:casual:

I think trash cleaners have one of the most ungreatefull jobs, don't you think so?
They , literally, work in garbage & similare places cleaning to eventually be looked upon by those who make trash and don't even appreciate the fact that they'd be smelling shitt all day long if it weren't fot these poeple.

@_@ :warning2: vorbiti de parca sunteti niste babtisti, don't take me wrong now ... nothing you said is related in any way to the topic, I recon.

ps: and you guys need to overgrow what you're saying about God and stuff, no offence.:chant:

SOCOL
25th August 2007, 20:35
Corect nu sunt eu un credincios model, ideie era ca nu trebuie de negat existentza lui Dumnezeu shi cum am mai spus: tu ai crezul tau shi eu pe al meu - unul solid de nemishcat shi ce am dorit sa spun e ca tu ai libertatea data de Dumnezeu sa alegi shi tu suportzi consecintzele. Sant 2 teorii principale cu privite la geneza omului pe care majoritatea oamenilor se axeaza: cea creatzionista shi cea darvinista, asta era ideea pe care m-am axat cand am vb despre maimutze.
Ps/ brain.exe Rulles! :clever:

Молодец, вижу, что веришь в то, что говоришь. Похвально! Можно даже сказать, христсианство говорит твоими устами. Где-то я такое очень часто слышл... хмм, а, вспомнил, когда к нам приходили попы на уроки религиозного воспитания (бедняга, мы так над ним стеблись, ну да суть не в этом).
Вас не заставляли ходить перед патрией с транспарантом "хула на христа" на премьере Кода Да-Винчи? Опять-же, суть не в этом, я пока только стебусь :sarcastic:
Не слыхал про такие направленя в религии, как Ислам, Язычество, Иудаизм, Буддизм, Индуизм, Синтоизм, Агностицизм? НО! представь себе, это не только умные слова, как они звучат для тебя на первый взгляд, это столько же направлений и взглядов на бога как на Аллаха, Кришну, бла-бла... Пока ты кричишь о дарвинизме, Даосисты и буддисты тихонько постигают секреты мироздания, вечной жизни и гармонии с окружающим миром. Исламисты режут неверных - то бишь всех, кто не признает Аллаха как творца, христиане занимаются вечным самопиаром и борьбой со собственноручно созданными догматами об единстве бога и сына его Иисуса на земле. Агностикам вообще похуй на всех. Они и не призают и не отрицают существование бога и идею создания им всего сущего. И всем так похуй (кроме иудеев и христиан (опять-же - самопиар. Мы покричим о нем - и глядишь у нас больше людей в церкви повалит)) на Дарвина с его теорией!

Так что, Реддевил, вперед и с песней на бборьбу со всем миром и его извечными предрассудками!

пс - иметь брейнз.екзе - одно. Нужно научиться им пользоваться :bingo:

cRooky
25th August 2007, 20:38
I Like PIE

anywho, inkipuetz asha job ka pampers tester ... mik s shii, norok s n-ai

Haniball
25th August 2007, 21:28
About Islamists ... Their truth does not say go kill billy he doesn't belive in GOD ... .. the terrorists that kill themself saying "Allah is great" for killing other people are insane people ! and do not think that all of them are crazy ... Better go to Budists that live in peace ... Have u heard of a man that died in meditation ... then they found his body was dry !! and he had no look of a 50 years dead man ... =0

#cRooky +)

REDDEVIL
26th August 2007, 01:29
2 SOCOL: Deci ca sa intzeleg ca nu negi existentza unei fiintze mai presus de tine care te-a creaT?
Tu aici vorbeshti despre religii eu despre o simpla credintza intr-un dumnezeu unic, religia este = business, credintza e in suflet. Ce am dorit sa zic e ca Dumnezeu exista shi doreshte sa traim in pace.
P/s Daca foloseshti creerul foloseshte corect :clever:
p/s/s hai sa terminam foolul ca e fix ca data trecuta, opiniile shi crezurile sunt diferite shi tre' de respectat, nu-s yo' nici pe departe un fanat religios da sa shtii ca exista ceva ce nea creat...

REDDEVIL
26th August 2007, 01:31
Better go to Budists that live in peace ... Have u heard of a man that died in meditation ... then they found his body was dry !! and he had no look of a 50 years dead man ... =0

#cRooky +)

That man was stupid he wasted his life...

BlackCross
26th August 2007, 02:44
have you read the bible? :o)
I don't read jewish lies, kid. ;)

REDDEVIL
26th August 2007, 02:48
I don't read jewish lies, kid. ;)

This is a historical document like Koran and other books and is also studied by scientist:clever:. I dind read it I only saw though a few chapters ;)
P/s It's established that jews didn't wrote this ;)

BlackCross
26th August 2007, 03:02
Blah blah blah, you are blind. :attention:

REDDEVIL
26th August 2007, 03:46
Blah blah blah, you are blind. :attention:

Rly? looks like I see this post :sarcastic:

SOCOL
26th August 2007, 05:10
2 SOCOL: Deci ca sa intzeleg ca nu negi existentza unei fiintze mai presus de tine care te-a creaT?
Tu aici vorbeshti despre religii eu despre o simpla credintza intr-un dumnezeu unic, religia este = business, credintza e in suflet. Ce am dorit sa zic e ca Dumnezeu exista shi doreshte sa traim in pace.
P/s Daca foloseshti creerul foloseshte corect :clever:
p/s/s hai sa terminam foolul ca e fix ca data trecuta, opiniile shi crezurile sunt diferite shi tre' de respectat, nu-s yo' nici pe departe un fanat religios da sa shtii ca exista ceva ce nea creat...

Проехали. Если не улавливаешь мысль, то смыла в споре нет. Оставайся с богом в сердце, ноге, руке, жопе, без разницы.

И, если решил говорить о Создателе, не говори с позиций церкви, ибо это такие "наместники бога на земле" как Ник "маленькая кавайная школьница".

Дискуссия осуществляется на фактах из истории а не придирки к словам, как это делаешь ты.

ta-ta :sigh:

ToXic_maiDen
29th August 2007, 22:31
Not the religions again!!! :nooo: :destroy:
Can't you understand that it's usless to talk about this stuff? Mai ales ca Socol are diferite viziuni despre asta si o tona de contrargumente??..geez, this thread is created not to talk bout religion..it's bout job! Job we dream, job we like, job we hate, job we work... So stop it!!! :damnit:

...to be ontopic(i feel it would be ignored but, whatever -_-)
Stupid jobs: selling yaky stupid cvas on the street, selling pop-coRn xD, and selling crap in the subways, thats very stupid :constipation: )

Angie_Magpie
29th August 2007, 23:18
This is a historical document like Koran and other books and is also studied by scientist
and offcourse you had no idea that the copy you have at home is the censored one. And, i know you gonna write some bullisht, but first just look it up.
+
Deci ca sa intzeleg ca nu negi existentza unei fiintze mai presus de tine care te-a creaT
pe tine te-a creat ADN+Educaţia+Societatea+Sufletul+a lotta other crap. poţi să te rogi lor.

Oh and one more thing: if the bible is such a great book, why is it so badly written ?


ToXic_maiDen - am auzit că validolu` ajută..

ToXic_maiDen
30th August 2007, 11:17
ToXic_maiDen - am auzit că validolu` ajută..

for what fuck u recomand it to me?

Angie_Magpie
31st August 2007, 02:19
for what fuck u recomand it to me?
nope, it doesn`t help for any fuck

BlackCross
19th December 2010, 17:19
http://www.bulgarov.com/

This guy is moldovan. Works at Blizzard Entertainment. No comment. O.O

Lopata
19th December 2010, 22:02
respect for the dude.

REDDEVIL
20th December 2010, 01:40
http://www.bulgarov.com/

This guy is moldovan. Works at Blizzard Entertainment. No comment. O.O

Am vazut mai inainte lucrarile lui si am ramas surprins ca e moldovean, Bravo!